Thursday, October 25, 2007

Someone please cheer me up.

I haven't posted because nothing suitably wrong has happened of late, and when I start to consider an anecdote about letting the cat out by mistake, or ordering Henry infant shoes online thinking they were youth size 2 I think about Auntlyh's dear departed dog, Loyd or the fires in San Diego and I don't have much to say.

Anne and I both independently checked in on CJD, our friend in San Diego, and were glad to learn she is fine.

In an effort to cheer myself I am going to try to remember the alternate lyrics to a Kappa song that LHM was mostly, if not fully, responsible for writing for CJD. CJD was a confirmed teatotaller, and didn't like the established version, so we used to sing this one to her in the bar. I think it went a little like this:

She drinks water, apple juice and soda pop
She jogs and jogs and never stops
She's always on the phone a lot
When she does it (ooh) she always has to stop.

We are the ********* girls

(missing a couple lines here) -- anyone remember them?
She never gets the best of them
She likes big, tall Christian men

We are the ********* girls

Now playing: Nails - 88 Lines About 44 Women


Auntly H said...

Yeah, um, I'm not the best one to offer cheer this week. You might like to know, however, that my "best woman" reads your blog regularly and reported to me that it *always* cracks her up (maybe not this particular post, though the hint of the mistaken infant shoe order might). She's thinking about starting one of her own. Wanna help me with the peer pressure?

Lumpyheadsmom said...

Damn, I don't even remember the "real" line to that song. This is going to bug me all day. . .

Lumpyheadsmom said...

Coco Crisp wants a free taco.

I have no idea why I'm so obsessed with this, but I think it's hysterical.