So I thought my day was off to a good start because Henry didn't fight me when it was time to wake up in the morning. It turns out it was just because he has wet his bed.
Which got me to thinking, if Henry was a South Park character he would definitely be Butters. I say this because his father has yet to teach him to pee standing up without pulling his pants down completely. In first grade this is not an issue because the children have their own bathroom but come next year I don't want my kid standing there at the urinal with his pants around his ankles. Apparently I am the only person in the house that thinks this is of any importance. I suppose I could teach him myself, but is this really necessary when there is already a grown man living here with way more experience in such matters than I will ever have?
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Now playing: Morrissey - I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
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Do you read Dad Gone Mad? I love this post.
I've got nothing to offer on this topic, but I loved Dad Gone Mad's story.
You never know, Em. Henry could just be the coolest kid in 2nd grade...
At least he's not still *sitting down* to pee, right?
LOL for Butters. Great comment. Thanks!
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