During the afternoon of the 31st I took Lucy to a birthday party at a neighbor's house where I child I never met before required me to shepherd her to the toilet so she could vomit. She then informed me that "she had been at the doctor's that morning because she had been throwing up."
When we got home I left my keys in the front door until I needed them 24 hours later. Convenient.
And it took me an extra day to post these shenanigans.
Happy New Year!