Friday, May 21, 2010

What Went Wrong Index

Like Harper's, only on a smaller scale and with more bodily fluids.

This week:
Number of school days Lucy missed: 3
Number of school days Henry missed: 0
Number of apology letters Henry wrote: 5
Number of times I cried in public: 3
Number of acquaintances offering tissues: 2
Approximate number of times Sufi urinated outside litter box today: 4
Number of cans of salmon Sufi consumed: less than one
Number of cans of cat food Sufi consumed: zero
Tickets ordered for Lucy's Spring Ballet Performance: 7
Cost of tickets: $97.00
Bags of mulch purchased: 20
Bags of mulch used: 0
Cost of mulch: $97.00
Number of globe allium blooming in garden: 12

2 comments:

Auntly H said...

Thank god for the globe allium!

Lumpyheadsmom said...

Booo
Yay!
Ugh.
Aw (pat pat)
Yay. But that number should be 3.
Yuck.
Ick.
Oh oh.
Whoo hoo, ballet.
Yikes.
How'd you get that home?
Oh, never mind. I guess you could have just as well left them at the store.
Bummer.
Yippee! Pictures?